Educational Classes
Intro to Functional Patterns
October Cohort
Begins October 5th @ 2:30 PM EST
Tired of feeling stiff, imbalanced, or one wrong move away from another injury?
This 4-week program is your entry point into Functional Patterns—where we don’t just stretch or strengthen. We rewire your movement from the ground up.
In this small group setting (6 participants max), you’ll begin to:
- Understand why your posture and gait matter more than your squat PR
- Learn the foundational movement principles of the FP method
- Build coordination, stability, and breath connection
- Experience what it’s like to train with your body’s design, not against it
What’s included:
- 4 weekly small group sessions (1x/week)
- Group-specific homework and guided practice
- Private WhatsApp thread or email check-ins for Q&A
This is for you if:
- You’ve tried lifting, yoga, PT, and are still stuck in pain or compensation
- You want a long-term solution, not another band-aid
- You want to move better, stand taller, and feel more aligned without burning out your body
- You’re curious about Functional Patterns but want to dip your toe in first
Cost: $100
Cohort size: 6 max
Location: Functional Patterns Chattanooga
Next cohort starts: Sunday, October 5 at 2:30 PM
Frequently Asked Questions
Who is this class for?
This class is designed for driven professionals (ages 25–50+) who are serious about solving chronic pain, posture issues, or movement inefficiencies. Most attendees have already tried PT, massage, or intense fitness—but haven’t found lasting results. Whether you’re in pain, plateaued in performance, or want to feel more capable in your body, you’ll benefit.
Do I need to be fit or flexible to attend?
Not at all. This class is beginner-friendly and designed to meet you where you are. You’ll be guided through gentle posture work, movement assessments, and myofascial release techniques in a small-group format. No burpees, bootcamp vibes, or forced stretching here.
What should I wear or bring?
Wear comfortable clothes you can move in (gym or yoga wear is great). Bring a water bottle and an open mind. We provide all necessary equipment for hands-on work.
Is this a workout class?
No—this is not a fitness class, but you will be moving. It’s a hands-on workshop blending education, movement drills, and myofascial release. You’ll learn the “why” behind your pain, the mechanics of better movement, and walk away with tools to feel better right away.
What makes this different from physical therapy or personal training?
Most traditional approaches treat the symptoms—tight hips, sore back, weak glutes. We target the root cause: how your body moves as a system. Functional Patterns focuses on posture, fascia, and integrated movement to create change that actually lasts.
Will I be pitched something at the end?
We do offer a discounted follow-up for anyone who wants to take the next step—like a personalized 1-on-1 movement assessment. But there’s no pressure. The goal of this workshop is to educate and let you experience the difference for yourself.
Can I bring a friend or spouse?
Absolutely. Just be sure they reserve their spot in advance—space is limited to 10 participants.